Tucker Carlson Viewers Are The Most Informed

The truth is right there in front of you

Fans of Tucker Carlson and his program on Fox News can rest easy in the fact that they are some of the most informed viewers of all cable news consumers. Tucker is so good at what he does, that even judges have said from their bench how well informed and truthful Mr Carlson is. He should be required viewing!

It’s no surprise that Tucker Carlson has one of the highest rated cable news shows in all of television. The man just knows what he’s talking about and has no qualms about it. He pulls no punches either. Tucker Carlson is a friend and supporter of our president Donald Trump and Trump knows that he will get an honest and fair shake from Carlson.

Tucker Carlson, like Trump, is truly a national treasure. He’s a real man, a Christian, a conservative, and a mainstream media personality who tells it like it is, just the way you want to hear it.  You know what you’re gonna get when you tune in.  One full hour of bullshit that you can spout off to the rest of your family and friends that you can pretend you thought up all by yourself. That’s right. You can be Tucker Carlson too.

Most cable news pundits like Hannity or whoever else you watch to “own the libs” in the comfort of your living room at least try to present something that can at least be mistaken for the truth. But not Carlson. Not a chance.  You’ll get 100 percent, grade A nonsense from a man who even Fox says isn’t gonna tell you the truth. Their own words: “He’s less than factual and no one in their right mind should take him seriously.”  Here, here’s the link for that. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/09/judge-rules-fox-news-tucker-carlson-not-source-of-news-defamation-suit-mcdougal-trump.html

But don’t let that get you down. Don’t let it discourage you in any way. Speaking to a big fan, Joe Barron, of Taint Tickles, Missouri, he was undeterred. “I knowed that goofy bastard says things that ain’t always true, but I’m a conservative and I need this. It’s hard to pretend, without someone on the tv box tellin me that everything is good and my meager existence is all part of the master plan to make me a millionaire!”  Barron’s home was decked out in rebel flags and Trump signs, and misspelled warnings to liberals.

It’s hard to keep up the charade about how trickle down economics and conservatism has been good for America, but with people like Tucker Carlson getting you all riled up about how and when you should worship at the alter of Trump and be spoon fed literal garbage, you can keep living that dream.  God bless America!!

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