Trump to Sign Executive Order Outlawing TikTok in America

The truth is right in front of you

Chinese app TikTok has been disrupting American society more than anything in recent memory. It has been a tool of ANTIFA to organize their rallies against our brave men and women in blue.

They even took aim at our great President Donald Trump when they signed up by the millions to attend his Tulsa, Oklahoma rally.

President Trump has had enough. In another victory for America, he will sign an Executive Order that will outlaw TikTok in the United States, including all states and territories.

Drafting the order for the President to sign is his lead attorney John Guluv.

“This Tiktok app is driving Trump mad. It’s making him crazy. Never mind that so many TikTok users signed up to attend that rally and that the campaign was dumb enough to believe that millions of people would attend.

Never mind the fact that when the campaign openly broadcast the interest in the rally that it most likely made a corona virus super-spreading event less severe than it could have been due to people electing to not show up.

This app is evil. ANTIFA organizes with it. That, on its own, is enough to outlaw it. No more organizing by way of social media to oppose our Federal Police who have been deployed to their cities. We’ve had enough.

All proxy servers will be monitored. Anyone who is caught accessing the app in the United States will be sentenced without trial to no less than five years of hard labor in a North Korea style resort.”

Obviously, to anyone who knows what is actually in the Constitution, the above punishment is a clear violation of the 8th Amendment and the trial without a jury is also a completely anti-American 6th Amendment violation.

None of that matters to the average Trump-conservative who cannot be bothered to read more than a headline and then react to completely made-up stuff like this with a love reaction and a comment that says “I hope this is true!

This is why we elect great leaders like President Trump. All that matters is how he sees fit to dispense justice. As long as he keeps making the liberals cry, that’s good enough for me.

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