On December 7, the state of Texas filed a lawsuit with the Supreme Court seeking to overturn the results of the presidential election by invalidating millions of votes in several states.
In a 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court rejected the lawsuit, the two dissenting votes coming from justices Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas, both appointed by the Bush family of presidents.
How could this have happened? The court is currently conservative-leaning. This should have been a clear 5-4 victory for the state of Texas.
It appears that even conservatives seated on the land’s highest court are not immune to democratic corruption and obstruction. The paper trail leads directly back to none other than the Clinton and Obama foundations.
Upon the filing of the lawsuit, operatives from both foundations sprang into action. Offshore bank accounts were set up in the names of justices John Roberts, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett.
These traitors were bought and paid for by the donations of both foreign and domestic liberal sympathizers who do not have the growth and well being of the United States in mind.
Besides the bank accounts, these justices were gifted directly in their chambers. Amy Coney Barrett received a rare autographed hardcover gold leaf edition of Tammy Faye Bakker’s autobiography “Telling it My Way,” valued at $1.7 million.
Brett Kavanaugh was given a lifetime supply of Natural Light and guaranteed a cameo in the upcoming reboot of National Lampoon’s Animal House franchise.
Neil Gorsuch was sent the rifle held by Charlton Heston in his legendary NRA speech “Cold, Dead Hand,” along with a lock of the late actor’s hair. John Roberts asked for and received matching massaging executive chairs for both his personal chambers and the courtroom itself.
All of these gifts were presented to the justices by the legendary Radio City Rockettes in an extravagant private ceremony.
With the Supreme Court compromised, perhaps it’s time to elevate our television justices to a higher standing regarding federal law?
Justices Judy and Brown are surely above reproach and would bring dignity back to the Judicial Branch of the United States government.