Ayatollah Khamenei Appoints Hunter Biden to Iranian Nuclear Council

hunter in charge of Iran's nuke program?

Hunter Biden has officially been appointed to the Iranian Nuclear Council.

Yes folks, you read that correctly.

The official announcement was made shortly after Joe Biden’s inauguration by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who is the Supreme Leader of Iran.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the announcement has been completely ignored by the mainstream media.

Shockingly, the Iranian Nuclear Council (INC) is directly responsible for overseeing Iran’s nuclear program, which not only includes the nation’s nuclear reactors, but also the refinement of uranium and, potentially, the production of nuclear weapons.

What’s more, Hunter Biden will be paid the sum of 2.5 million Rial a year, which is an outrageous amount of money considering that the position is largely ceremonial and will only require about six weeks of work a year.

So why on earth would America’s sworn enemy appoint the son of a sitting United States President to such a position?

According to an official communique by the Iranian Foreign Ministry, the appointment was a “gesture of goodwill” towards newly minted President Joe Biden, and was intended to “foster improved relations between our two great nations.”

It is perhaps no coincidence that the appointment occurred only days after President Biden compensated Iran for the assassination of Major General Qasem Soleimani in Baghdad on January 3, 2020. The assassination was ordered by then-President Trump.

There is no doubt that Biden Junior’s new position is a deliberate poke in former President Trump’s eye, as well as a sign that the Iranian government is now trying to cozy up to the Biden administration, undoubtedly for nefarious reasons.

In addition to the large annual compensation, Hunter Biden will receive perks normally reserved for senior Iranian government officials.

Those include a new Dell gaming laptop each month (2MB RAM, 40MB hard drive, Pentium processor, and Windows 95), unlimited IT services to wipe said laptops at the end of each month, free guest housing at the Ayatollah’s numerous palaces (which includes Harem guest privileges and a personalized pipe at the Opium Den), an official government prayer mat and personal use of the Iranian Air Force’s VIP jets.

The Iranian government has also pledged to pay the legal fees for any US lawsuits resulting from the appointment.

My fellow Potatriots™, something is rotten in America, and we may only just be seeing be just the tip of the iceberg.

About Watt A Plonker 28 Articles
Watt A. Plonker is a Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist and author of several books on Potato Farming. His latest book, "The Tantalizing Truth About Taters" was on the New York Times best seller list and was awarded the prestigious Creme de la Menthe prize for Culinary Science Fiction. Mr. Plonker lives in Peckham, South East London with his wife Gladys, who is a nurse with the National Health Service, and his pet hamster Rodney.

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