MyPillow’s Mike Lindell Is Headed Back To Rehab

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MyPillow’s Mike Lindell, a staunch Trump-supporting Christian conservative, is losing the battle of sobriety in a new exclusive interview. After Trump’s election loss, Lindell has been spiraling out of control, and being canceled by the mainstream media and other liberals have not helped. 

Lindell was sober for 12 years when he started to falter in 2020 during the stressful time of the election, and he’s going to re-enter a rehabilitation facility to clean up once again.

Lindell was showing signs of impairment during interviews on OANN and Newsmax during the run-up to the 2020 election, and Fox News even refused to have him on air after Lindell showed up inebriated to an interview with Lou Dobbs. Lindell’s aides have been supportive of him, but understand that Mike needs help and are doing everything they can to see to it that he gets the help he so desperately needs.

During our sit down with Mr. Lindell, reporter Joseph Barron noticed Lindell’s glassy eyes and trouble keeping on topic.

“He was maniacal, almost in a weird trance of sorts, repeating himself and clutching his pillow. It started getting uncomfortable watching him stroke and kiss his pillow, speaking about Trump in a loving way, almost like there was a relationship there that we were just finding out about.” 

Barron was worried Lindell would try to move Melania out of the picture for something more meaningful with the former president.

During the interview, Lindell got up several times and ran into the bathroom, and every time he came back his eyes were glassy and his speech was slurred and he was even more disheveled. He also told Barron that he was incredibly attracted to him, he was almost like a young Pastor Greg Locke, very smooth and twinkish. Our intrepid reporter was uncomfortable to say the least, as Lindell was a big man, all sex-crazed and gorilla strong, much like he’s shaped, high on drugs.

Mike Lindell was doing so good for so long, and he’s fallen hard. Imagine wanting to believe so much Trump being the second coming of Christ while the crack he’s smoking just hit like a Mack truck.

Being from Minnesota doesn’t help either, as it’s generally 45 below zero, and the lighter freezes up before his next fix. Godspeed Mike. And God bless America.

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