NRA and Other Groups to Form Brand New Political Party

The truth is right in front of you

In light of the epic failure displayed by our democracy in the recent election, the NRA has enlisted the assistance of several other 2nd amendment advocacy groups to form a new political party in America.

The main goal of this party will be to re-establishment truth and decency in government as dictated by the 2nd amendment of the Constitution. The name of this new party? The Minutemen Party.

Much like the Tea Party movement of 2008, the Minutemen Party pays homage to an important aspect of colonial American history. Minutemen were civilian colonists who independently organized to form militia companies self-trained in weaponry, tactics, and military strategies from the American colonial partisan militia during the American Revolutionary War.

They were known for being ready at a minute’s notice, hence the name.

Of all the organizations joining the NRA in this endeavor, by far the most influential is Alabama-based North American Munitions Based Liberty Association (NAMBLA). Its influence reaches far beyond the deep south, bringing arms baring Americans together in rural corners of all 50 states.

NAMBLA president Isaac Lichem Youngman tells us,

“NMABLA has always been a staunch defender of the American gun owner. Once I met with NRA president Carolyn Meadows and she told me the name of the new party would be the Minutemen, I knew it was meant to be. I’ve often referred to our own members as Minutemen.”

The announcement of this new party is already causing ripples in Washington DC, with several republican congressmen preparing to jump ship. Senator Rand Paul said yesterday, “I’ve been a member of NAMBLA since I was 18. I fully intend to throw my full weight and influence into being a proud member of the Minutemen Party.”

The joining of these two powerhouses of Americana form a formidable entity to take on the evil Democrats, as well as the failed Republicans. If there’s one thing members of both the NRA and NAMBLA understand, it’s that both a donkey and an elephant can be taken down by a gun.

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