Democrat Convention Has Lowest TV Rating in History

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The Democrat Party seems to be a thing of the past if TV ratings have anything to say about it. According to Dunning-Kruger Media, the DNC only had a one percent share of the total viewing audience this week, which was the lowest of any major television event in history.

This isn’t good news for the Democrats in November.

Vice President of Dunning-Kruger Media, Joe Barron, had this to say about the abysmal viewership of the Democrat Convention:

“It was a dreadful performance. We’ve never seen anything like this on such a big stage. It really shows that the political winds are shifting against the Democrats.

People would rather the showmanship of the Republican party. Just look at the lineup at the RNC! That’s some real entertainment right there. And then they have the orange clown himself, Donald Trump. He’s a ratings machine and people just can’t look away from the trainwreck. That’s why he makes such a great President.”

The DNC responded to this report with the following statement:

“This report is fake news by a nonexistent company. The right always resorts to lying and distorting the facts. It’s all they have.

Republicans are nothing but clowns under the bigtop. Their convention lineup is a complete joke.”

Democrats will say anything to protect their image. They are depraved lunatics that want to eat babies and harvest their adrenochrome. Why should we believe a word that these Satanists say?

The report looked very real to us and it said the DNC had low ratings. It makes sense. Who wants to see Sleepy Joe? He’s low energy. We need a real entertainer in the White House to own the libs.

We need Donald Trump. We need to Make America Great Again. 

Our country is depending on us all. God Bless America!

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