Biden’s Pick To Run ICE Is an ‘Undocumented Immigrant’

Joe Biden is already showing that he doesn’t care about our national security. He has chosen an “undocumented immigrant,” the Democrats’ fancy word for “illegal,” to run Immigration and Customs Enforcement, also known as ICE.

The move is being applauded by people on the left as a “great day for progressives,” while real Americans head out to the hardware store to buy more locks for our stuff.

Everyone knows that this “undocumented dude,” who goes by Jose Arturo Tubollzares, is there to recruit his people to come in and vote for the Dems in exchange for free food and an Obamaphone.

The Biden Transition Team hasn’t officially sent out an announcement about the appointment, probably because they’re still trying to figure out how to get the guy hired without filling out an I9 form.

We were informed of the move from an associate of the next ICE chief, who says he sees him at least three times a week at Mr. Bagel, where Tubollzares orders a sausage egg and cheese on an everything bagel with the yolk a little runny, a large blueberry coffee with 4 creams and a Splenda, and leaves moderate to generous tips.

“It really depends on who serves him,” said the pal, “he sometimes gets the cute redhead and she likes his jokes, so she smiles and gets an extra four percent.”

The source says he heard Jose talking about the promotion to a colleague and that he saw him post it on his Facebook page.

There may as well be a YouTube video about it. That’s how sure we are this is the real thing.

Biden has no excuse for this kind of behavior, other than he and the liberals want to destroy the trust Trump has built over the past four years between the people, the government, and illegals.

There’s really no other explanation for it. Welcome to the Sleepy Joe administration.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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