AZ Rep. Biggs to Introduce Bill to Delay November Election

The truth is right in front of you

President Donald Trump openly opined on his Twitter account about election fraud and the possible need to delay the November election in order to guarantee its security. Congressman Andy Biggs (R-AZ), Trump’s number 1 fan, has pledged to introduce a bill that will delay the Presidential election until the day that the President himself declares that the election is secure.

Biggs is probably best known for using the money he was handed from a Publisher’s Clearing House grand prize to get into politics where he can truly show his disdain for hardworking Americans who were not as lucky as he was. Representative Biggs, who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, has not grasped the irony that his windfall is a test given to him by Jesus Christ himself.

A test he is failing bigly.

Joe Barron scored a rare interview with the Son of God himself.

“Hey Joe. Sorry about that whole ALS thing. Sometimes these tests are awful to the people they impact and the ones they love. You handled it like a champ and I’m proud of you and the love you showed everyone all the way through to the end.

This Biggs guy got a much easier test. He got handed a bunch of money. All he had to do was use it to help others. Instead he threw away all of the teachings of the Church and decided that most people are beneath him. He got a political position to actively make their lives worse.

Then he aligned himself with Donald Trump. He puts Trump ahead of Me. He might actually think he’s faithful to Me but I and everyone who knows him knows better. You know that whole ‘judge not lest ye be judged’ thing? Well, I’m that judge and jury and that mofo is gonna be in for a surprise when he dies in a couple of years.”

The bill will go nowhere because both sides of the aisle generally hold high regard to the Constitution. They also know that Biggs has the intellect of a turnip and cannot see that his true idol is about to be dragged down in flames in November and then again shortly after to a more permanent place from his various medical conditions.

Biggs is favored to win in November because it only matters that he keeps owing the liberals. And own them he will.

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